goddamntoothbrush:
prayerworkz:
Recently, a thought captivated my mind that proves that the theory of evolution is a big hoax. The thought is simple and yet profound … why is there no recorded history before approximately 4,000 B.C.? The answer is obvious … there was no history! Think about it! Evolutionists claim that man…

Thank you, I needed this laugh today.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
letsleavenow:
ladylarissa:
weirdnessloveandscifi:
forevvy:
macpye:
ibelieveinmycroft:
marmosette:
umadson:
marmosette:
wastingyourgum:
marmosette:
BUT ARE THEY GAY SKELETONS??? BECAUSE I CAN’T BE HAVING THAT KIND OF FILTH ON MY BLOG!
Who cares? Look how happy they are!
It’s just that I have never seen such enormous boners. They’re so hard for each other.
Uhm, excuse me, but is that a washing machine in the kitchen in the second pic? What even?!
In London at least, if not most of England, if not Europe… they put clothes washers in the kitchen. And then blink at you and say, “Well, where else would you put it? The bathroom?” I know. I know. Believe me.
As and English person I can attest to this. My washing machine is in my kitchen. Everyone I know, all over the UK and expats in Europe, keeps their washing machine in their kitchen. Where do you dear Americans keep yours? I am utterly confused - it seems a perfectly logical place to keep a washing machine!
I had the option to put mine either in my kitchen or my bathroom. Because it was handier for the space, I opted for the bathroom.
i love how there’s pictures of skeleton sex and everyone’s talking about washing machines

We keep our washing machine in the basement.
I live in Europe, and we keep it in the kitchen.
Nordics would (and do) place their washing machine in the bathroom if there is not a separate space for all the “maintenance” things that a household needs to do.
P.S. The last I checked, England is part of Europe.