the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.
|—||Brandon Sanderson, Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Might Be the Highest Form of Literature on the Planet (via distractionsfromreality)|
Amal Alamuddin, a 36 year old London-based dual-qualified English barrister and New York litigation attorney marries actor names George Clooney.
"The whole manner of Hepburn versus the relatively down-to-earth manner of Tracy and yet you sensed almost from the beginning that they would somehow get together, because of this contrast, because of the fact that there was something in each of them that saw something in the other and it developed. And sometimes it developed in odd ways, which is part of the charm and part of the fun."
|—||from Thud! by Terry Pratchett (via turtle-recall)|
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
The Harry Potter fandom is the Queen of all fandoms